What people are saying about The Phantom Menace 3-D
“The enraging introduction of midichlorians was so close I thought I could touch it!” -Sam Finkleberg
“It’s still about a trade dispute and disappointing in every way, but I had $13 to waste and by god it may as well go to George Lucas.” -Randy Bunwarmer
“The pod racing scene is 40 minutes of in-your-face dicksuck.” -Sharon Crabgarble
“Jar-Jar Binks is in it.” -Lawrence J. Shinwhistle
“Ewan McGregor’s line is now more noticeable.” -Eleanor Garbonzo
“I tried to punch Anakin in the face.” -Jennifer Honeycutt
“Well, it’s still better than Attack of the Clones.” -Thomas Munderbee
I agree %100
I am also ashamed that I’m excited despite my distaste for this installment…
(via finalellipsis)
